Tank Tops Flip Flops Newsletter edition no. 246 

ELEMENTS – Art Exhibition & Artists Show at Pacifico Beach Club

Dates: July 25 & 26
Time: 4:00 PM – 8:00 PM
Location: Pacifico Art Gallery & Alma Santa Restaurant, Pacifico Beach Club, Playas del Coco, Guanacaste

Join us for ELEMENTS, a two-day art exhibition and artist showcase featuring live performances, visual art, and an opportunity to meet the creators behind the work. Hosted at the Pacifico Art Gallery on the second floor of the Pacifico Beach Club, this event blends creativity, music, and immersive experiences in a stunning beachfront setting.

Well, folks, the day we feared has arrived. The legend. The myth. The man who once juggled high end deals, Jack and Coke’s, and five offers before lunch… has officially hit the big six-oh. That’s right. Mike just turned 60, and he’s now sliding face-first into the golden years with all the grace of a howler monkey on a mango bender.

Let’s just call it what it is: he’s over the hill. Not gently coasting—over it. Like, clear-air-turbulence level over it. From here on out, it’s orthopedic flip-flops, suspicious moles, and the occasional  “Wait, what were we talking about again?”

Tank Tops Flip Flops Newsletter edition no. 245

In Costa Rica, there’s no Zillow to get lost in. No MLS to confuse him. Just raw, unfiltered Mike wandering through showings asking why no one uses fax anymore and whether this house comes with a hammock warranty.